Congratulations! You’re Not An “Alcoholic!”

Wow! This is amazing. Truly incredible. You’re part of the 1% of people who is definitely not, according to Alcoholics Anonymous, an alcoholic. Seriously… take a bow or something.

 

 

 

 

 

We don’t have anything to give you, but here’s a picture of a magical pink unicorn.

You’re welcome.

Pink Unicorn

Congratulations. You earned it.